What’s more odd than getting a photo in your email where the man has a penis photo shopped onto his shoulder? Getting it from someone who insisted they did not want you to communicate with them.
So I am minding my own business on a Sunday morning, editing and sipping some delicious coffee and in my email arrives a message from Felicia. You remember her:
She said she didn’t want to talk to me. She said she was going to call the po po on me. She also said things that don’t match the letters at the end of her name, but hey I am trying to be less judgmental in April. Anyways Constant Reader, she decided that my silence the past 3 weeks didn’t sit well with her spirit or something and decided to send me a photo.
I think the guy was supposed to be him and the girl her, but I didn’t examine it to verify, it was a boring ass photo, with one exception. For some reason she photo shopped a penis to the man’s shoulder. Well not quite his shoulder, but in that area. Now I’ve seen that position before and if I had to bet money I’d say it was his ass. I’ve also seen her before and well….those legs didn’t look like hers. #shrug
I have zero idea what prompted it, but the penis on the shoulder thing prompts questions. I won’t ask them, but I have them. Why won’t I ask them? Because there is nothing else I need from her. In the prior emails she gave me what I needed:
and just like him she cannot avoid getting served, so I don’t have a need to do any more than what I’ve accomplished.
Anyway, thought you might enjoy the chuckle. You make folx relevant and they reward you with bad photo shop, life is a bitch.