Hello Mr. Lurie
I know that it’s been a while since I’ve written to you, and I realize that in my past correspondence I’ve been a little – well – confrontational. I apologize for that, it was unbecoming of a lady.
You’ve been the owner of the Eagles now for close to two decades, it was wrong of me to think that I knew more about football than you, or the people you’ve hired, or Andy Reid either.
I hang my head in shame.
What I want to talk to you about today though is a dream that I had, you know like a real dream, that happens when you sleep, not a vizion for the Eagles future.
You and Big Red have been together for quite some time.
I wasn’t really sure about him – to be honest I was a big fan of Ray Rhodes (yes he was not a good head coach) – which just further proves that I know NOTHING about football and that you are infinitely more intelligent than I am – football wise.
Back to the dream
It was the beginning of the 2013 season and a Monday Night game at the Linc. The system is booming, in Andy speak the fans were geeked up, and the dallas
pussies cowgirls cowboys were in the house.
As I looked over to the sideline Andy was on the Dallas sideline.
I was shocked and hurt and then I was elated.
I see that you did there, and I fell in love with you all over again.
It’s fairly obvious to most of the football world that this is the last year that Andy Reid will coach the Philadelphia Eagles.
Not unlike Donovan McNabb, its been great, its been wonderful, you hold the record for the most wins, but our time together is over.
Apparently my brain decided to think about where Andy would end up after his time was up here.
pussies cowgirls cowboys deserve Andy Reid.
Jerry Jones will be the first person to tell you that he strives for excellence, and Andy has proven to be an excellent winner.
I think that this will be Jason Garrett’s last year and well I think that Andy has earned the right to step into a team with such a wonderful reputation.
The announcement alone would be right up jerry’s alley, he’s all about the pomp and circumstance. Andy has also earned the chance to make a run to the Superbowl with another team.
The genius of it is — as long as Andy Reid is coach the
pussies cowgirls cowboys will never win a Superbowl.
They will win a lot of games (maybe), and they will get into the playoffs (maybe), but Andy Reid as the coach of the
pussies cowgirls cowboys will keep the Lombardi out of Texas for years and years and years.
I mean shit it worked here for 14 years.
Andy will go to dallas and destroy their linebacking core – fuck up their draft pics – and tell the dallas media how he needs to do a better job – all the while keeping Philly’s most hated conference mate out of contention.
dallas and their fans will suffer wondering why Andy wont run the ball, while Philly rebuilds and leapfrogs New York for # 1 dog in the NFC East.
dallas will always be the bridesmaid and never the bride as Philly’s wounds heal.
I don’t see any downside to this equation Mr. Lurie.
It’s a shame that it was only a dream.
We divorce Andy while at the same time curse dallas
It’s a shame that it was only a dream
or was it?