So I wrote about this song a few days ago, and fuck it all if Brian McKnight didn’t finish the song, make a video, and refused to just fall off the face of the earth.  The video link will be later, but right now?  I want to talk about why women don’t know how their pussy works.

I have to ask this question because while I was doing some site maintenance last night Mob Wives played in the background.  I listen with horror as Karen talked about her night with her boyfriend, that she’d not seen (allegedly) in weeks, and made the proud proclamation:  You gave me an orgasm last night.

*record scratching sound*

Not:  David you made me wet the bed last night

Not: David I lost count of my orgasms after number 8

It was David you gave me an orgasm. One.

I am now convinced that the one thing that is worse than zero orgasm sex is one orgasm sex.  I would not usually say that an orgasm is a bad thing, but if you’ve been on the shelf for a minute and you are applauding getting one from your partner, then no you do not know how your pussy works.

So constant reader my next entry will be about making your pussy work for you.

In the meantime, I present to you Brian McKnight and the pussy song: